Roxie and Blanche Agony Aunts on Steroids

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and Fab Associates!

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VISIT: www. roxie and blanche at yahoo . com PLACE “MAIL BAG” IN THE SUBJECT LINE.

Here we are tickled PINK to answer DEAR ROXIE and BLANCHE mail from the PAST up to the PRESENT! So that means MANY centuries of goodies! Kidding….Decades!

No wishy-washy, limp handed, milk toast, sociallllllly correct, dodge the question HERE! If you can stand it getting hot in this kitchen then BY ALL MEANS, precious, do join US!

WEDNESDAY….. we will start with some FAVE mail we got long ago and some FAVES throughout the years, right up to present times. Beware! We, Roxie and Blanche shoot from our CURVY hips!

**MAIL BAG WEDNESDAY**MAIL BAG WEDNESDAY DEBUT!

Well Blanche, looking back at some of our mail is quite a “mystical tour” isn’t it! Roxie! You are right as always (not) we have received some great questions for DEAR ROXIE AND BLANCHE!

**Roxie, did we have some fun with these three emails (back when…) which were so very similar that we condensed our fab OPINIONS into one. Blanche, we jumped to the front on these issues and as always “shot from our curvy hips” in our answers!

Condensed Letters: Dear Roxie and Blanche, My family has big issues with my husband to be. They are outraged to say the least about his lack of social manners. What should I do?

ROXIE AND BLANCHE ANSWER: BLANCHE: Oh My Gwwwad! What do you mean by “WHAT SHOULD I DO?” Where DID you meet this troll? Scratching his crotch with gardening emplements AT THE DINNER TABLE is why the word GAG was created. Give this bum a swift kick out of your life. My concern is for YOU! The fact that you have to ask is gag worthy too!

ROXIE: Blanche! You were toooo gentle on this “frawline!” Hey, what is precious to one may not be for others. Perhaps she attracted him with “garden implements” of her own.

One of the other “issues” her family had with this troll was how he dressed up for her family’s black tie dinner party! Seems his version of big time, black tie party attire is: Turning his pizza and swill soaked T-shirt inside out (for that fresh dinner party look) wearing socks with his flip-flops, letting his looooong braids out to be everso alluring, yanking his warn everso, everso thin spandex pants (rolled up) pulled up HIGH, well up into his “gardening tool” area……all spelled “uptown guy” to him!

Lady (and I must be the only human to address you this way) there needs to be TWO big nets! One for capturing Mr. Troll and placing him back into his compound at the zoo, and a big net for YOU to chain you to a “troll lover” rehab institution. You can do it! We just know you can!

Always insist on the best! Cheers, Roxie and Blanche

UPDATE: “Mr. Troll” and now Mrs. Troll live in Washington DC, he a sitting Senator and she a Pole Dancer.

MORE MAIL BOX TOMORROW!

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